Submission Guidelines for the Most Absurd Poets in the Realm of the Absurd

Welcome to the most prestigious literary magazine for the absurdly inclined. We're not just any poetry publication, we're the pinnacle of poetic peculiarity.

Before we can consider your submission, please read and understand the following guidelines:

Submission Requirements

We accept submissions of any length, style, or level of sanity. However, please keep in mind that our readers are a sophisticated bunch and may not appreciate your attempt at humor if it involves:

• Using actual humor
• Being coherent
• Making sense

Submission Process

To submit your work, please follow these steps:

1. Fill out the Submission Form (available on the Forms page).
2. Attach your manuscript as a PDF or TXT file.
3. Click submit, and we'll do our best to make sure your work meets our standards of absurdity.

What We Accept

We accept poetry, short stories, and even experimental works that defy the very fabric of reality itself. However, please keep in mind that we're not interested in your mundane, everyday experiences. We're looking for the weird, the bizarre, and the downright incomprehensible.

Some examples of what we accept include:

• Talking animals that talk back to the reader
• Unreliable narrators who are clearly mad
• Non-sequiturs that defy explanation

What We Don't Accept

We're not interested in your boring, everyday experiences or your attempts at subtlety. We're not accepting submissions that involve:

• Sane people doing sane things
• Actual, meaningful relationships
• Things that make sense